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Aprils Top 10 Underrated Hotties

I been watching A LOT of t.v on DVD lately (all due because, I don’t have television). I been noticing a lot of different celebrities that are totally smoking hot, but not recognized because they have guys like Brad Pitt to compete with. But I think these guys are WAY hotter then Brad Pitt.

Here are my top 10 underrated hotties:

#10).

Robert Pattinson played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter, and will be Edward Cullen in the new Twilight movie opening this year. His accent only makes him hotter, and I think he will be a huge tween star here in America.

#9).

Peter billingsley is WAY sexy. You might remember him as the main boy Ralphie from A Christmas Story! What has he done since then? IDK lol. Some t.v shows i’m sure.

#8).

I have had a thing for Chris Noth since 9th grade. I mean, as Mr. Big in Sex and the City…. he is HOT! I doubt anyone will disagree.

#7).

IDK much about this guy other then he is in the show True Blood and he is SEXY!

#6).

Tori Spelling is so lucky. Im obsessed with their reality shows and I think Dean McDermott is so sexy! He seems like such a genuine nice guy too!

#5).

After reading Tori Spellings book, I decided to try watching 90210 again. I tried wathing it once when I was younger but I just didn’t understand it. Now that I do, wowza Jason Priestly was HOT! He played Brandon Walsh on the series. I think he is still hot to this day!

#4).

Now this one was hard not too put at number one. Jensen Ackles who plays Dean in Supernatural is by far the newest guy to give me girlie goosebumps when I see him! And his bad boy attitude. Grrawr! He is such a beautiful boy why isn’t he in movies with guns and drugs and car stealing?!

#3).

Jeremy Piven is pretty well known. He was the friend in Serendipity and he plays Ari in HBOs Entourage. Something about him being a racy, cocky, jerk who is ALWASY yelling when he talks makes him super sexy too. Everytime I watch that show, I watch it for HIM! He is so beautiful<3

#2).

Okay okay… now I know he IS famous for movies, but I think Ryan Phillippe is SOOO underrated. I mean what all has he been in other then Cruel Intentions and Stop Loss? Yeah pretty much nothing. I was sad when he and Reese got divorced but that only means more room for me to make my move. hahahaha. Please someone get this guy in movie movies!

And MY ULTIMATE NUMBER ONE UNDERRATED HOTTIE IS…..

Someone who is NOT underrated. But being as he is my all time favorite… he is my number one in any hottie category.

Mmmmmm! Hottiest celebrity of ALL TIME!!!! Seriously! He is so hot in bonnie and Clyde and even tho he is old now… i’d still tap that! I love you Warren Beatty!!!

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Annoying Celeb Part Deux

So I was planning on making this an every Sunday thing, buuuuut….. VMAs were on last Sunday and I was waiting in hopes something would annoy me about them…..

and there was.

In fact I have a few annoying celebs at the moment!!! And I have had a rough week so naturally, I’M REALLY ANGRY!!! I’ll save the other annoying ones for THIS sunday!

Lets start with something I don’t really care about, but because i’m angry i’m going to go ahead and complain anyways.

So the VMAs had that Russel Brand dude host. I don’t even know who he is! All I know is….. he is very british.

And he made fun of the Jonas brothers for wearing Purity rings (Which are lame anyways. Do people actually keep promise too those?). And he made a comment blah blah blah.

Then Jordin Sparks has to say not everyone wants to be a slut and not to knock on Purity rings?! Okay Jordin Spraks who put you queen of the rules of what defines a slut or not. So what shes saying is… just because someone has sex it makes him or her (as she stated) a slut?!?!? WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE SOMETHING YOU APPARENTLY HAVEN’T DONE!!!!

Uggggh its just like this girl who was my friend in high school. Overly tan, 5’11 blonde who thought she knew everything. We’ll just call her Blondie. Blondie claimed she wanted to wait until she was married to have sex (and I say claimed because I haven’t talked to her in god knows how long and who knows if she stuck to it. My guess is yes tho). But yet anytime anyone did ANYTHING, whether it be with their boyfriend, someone random, a date, and whether it be just kissing or… other stuff…. she always accused them all of being a slut. “Your a slut, thats so gross, omg you ho.” Talk about annoying.

So hearing Jordin Spraks say that just set my nerves on broil because right away she made me think of Blondie and even just how she said it sounded like her.

Uggh! Okay the guy is a COMEDIAN!!! Would it have been fine if Dave Chappelle had said it instead? Sometimes it seems like SUPER Christian people feel like they have the right too get offended by EVERYTHING! I am offended by what Jordin Sparks said how about that one?!

W/E Jordin Sparks. Be a virgin for your publicity stunt. But I just wanted to say your arms are too big for your head!!!! OH! And your music sucks!!!

LIAR!

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Sex Addicts Anonymous?

So while listening to the GREATEST morning radio talk show ever (Dave Ryan on KDWB) I had heard on their front page news that David Duchovny was going to rehab.

For being a sex addict.

And why shouldn’t he be a sex addict?! I mean he WAS after all on the ultimate nerd show, and I bet hawt nerdy girls were just throwing themselves at him! Probably wanting to do a Scully and Mulder role play scenario.

But thats besides the point. My point is a girl actually called in and told her story of being a sex addict and I was in complete shock! I mean I thought saying “i’m a sex addict” was just a guys get out of jail free card for really saying “I been cheating on you”. All guys like sex, and when they are busted haven’t we all heard that same excuse? “I’m sorry honey, I tripped and my penis fell into her vagina and then it was stuck so I was trying to wiggle as fast as I could to try to loosen it out.”

Okay no not that one.

“I’m sorry i’m a sex addict I have been since I lost my virginity.”

Kanye West admitted this awhile back, Now David Duchovny and also I think there are some (many?) politicians who also admitted this.

Anyways, too me its always been guys admitting they are sex addicts and it always made me roll my eyes because again, isn’t it just an excuse?

Now this girl who called in and told her story I found interesting. One, because it was a girl. Two, because I couldn’t believe the things she was doing just to have sex. This women was about 25 years old and married. Her husband has no idea but since she was about 13 she has been inviting guys from the internet over to have sex. And it’s not like they sit around drinking tea and get to know one another. No she said she didn’t know a lot of their names, they would knock on the door and they would litterly just start right there in the doorway. And once it was over the guy would be off on his marry way. She confessed to sleeping with at least 60 guys since it all started and that the need happens where ever she was. Work, shopping, in-laws house. What she explained I totally understood the feeling too. The adrenaline rush people crave.

Now I don’t understand what she mean because I am an addict by any means (faaar from it!). But the need for that adrenaline rush. I used to be a major shop lifter with a few of my friends who shall remain nameless. My friend showed me how to do it right after I turned 16 and trust me, she was GOOD! She stole her prom dress one year even! It was the scariest thing ever but it was like being on a roller coaster only 10x better. I stopped as soon as I turned 18 because I didn’t want to get serious charges pressed against me, but I still had that adrenaline need. Luckily, I get that need from theater =] Soooo much safer.

My conclusion to this is that I guess sex addiction is a real thing. I will give some guys a little credit because I’m sure they speak out about it a lot more then girls do. Maybe they need to do what I did, and find something safer too get their adrenaline kick. Because sex addicts= herpes.

So what do they do in rehab? That’s what I am curious about. What is David D. doing RIGHT NOW at this very moment? Do they make him have sex with everyone to teach them a lesson just like parents used to make their kids smoke an entire pack of cigs when they caught them smoking in the first place? Or did our society finally learn that doesn’t work?

I found the 12 steps (how original) for SAA.

  1. We admitted we were powerless over addictive sexual behavior – that our lives had become unmanageable.
  2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
  3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God.
  4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
  5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
  6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
  7. Humbly asked God to remove our shortcomings.
  8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed and became willing to make amends to them all.
  9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
  10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
  11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God’s will for us and the power to carry that out.
  12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other sex addicts and to practice these principles in our lives.

Seems super religious if you ask me…. lots of help from god hmmmm?….. well no wonder we have so many sex addicts!

I think “god” has more important things to take care of then sex addicts. Like curing cancer, pooling his money on the olympics and banging Nancy. (For all we know god is a sex addict, after all we are all gods children…? Right?)

So here comes the fun part. Lets see if YOU’RE a sex addict! Just take this quiz I found on the website, and if you answer yes to more then one, apparently you are supposed to seek help immedetly!

  1. Do you keep secrets about your sexual or romantic activities from those important to you? Do you lead a double life?
  2. Have your needs driven you to have sex in places or situations or with people you would not normally choose?
  3. Do you find yourself looking for sexually arousing articles or scenes in newspapers, magazines, or other media?
  4. Do you find that romantic or sexual fantasies interfere with your relationships or are preventing you from facing problems?
  5. Do you frequently want to get away from a sex partner after having sex? Do you frequently feel remorse, shame, or guilt after a sexual encounter?
  6. Do you feel shame about your body or your sexuality, such that you avoid touching your body or engaging in sexual relationships? Do you fear that you have no sexual feelings, that you are asexual?
  7. Does each new relationship continue to have the same destructive patterns which prompted you to leave the last relationship?
  8. Is it taking more variety and frequency of sexual and romantic activities than previously to bring the same levels of excitement and relief?
  9. Have you ever been arrested or are you in danger of being arrested because of your practices of voyeurism, exhibitionism, prostitution, sex with minors, indecent phone calls, etc.?
  10. Does your pursuit of sex or romantic relationships interfere with your spiritual beliefs or development?
  11. Do your sexual activities include the risk, threat, or reality of disease, pregnancy, coercion, or violence?
  12. Has your sexual or romantic behavior ever left you feeling hopeless, alienated from others, or suicidal?

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Annoying Celebrity

So in todays “Most annoying celebrity of the week”, I would like to thank Sean “P.Diddy” Combs for being by far one of the most selfish celebrity.

Diddy, formally known as Puffy Daddy, is becoming the male version of Oprah. Not only is he very successful with multi hit albums, but he has his own clothing line, perfum line, he has starred in movies, helped produce movies, has helped “make the bands” (Danity Kane), has his own t.v show to get his own damn assistant, and thanks to him, Burger King is now open later. All because Diddy said so!

Thank god! I was getting sick of McDonalds at 1 A.M!

Thank god! I was getting sick of McDonalds at 1 A.M!

So you’d think someone as successful as Diddy would be a lot more charitable. I mean come on, the guy has got to have money coming out the ying-yang! And Oprah opened a freakin school in Africa with her money!

But no, instead, thanks to trusty yahoo, I have to read a story about Diddy being angry on gas prices. Now you might think sure, who wouldn’t be angry about gas prices? But when he is BEGGING for free oil because he is NOT happy to fly commercial! I mean… seriously! “Oh waa i’m P-fucking-diddy and I ACTUALLY have to fly on a plane with PEOPLE!? What if there are too many people and I sweat? Then my beautiful face might break out and I will have to pay hundreds of dollars to air brush out any pimples. What if one of them touches me? I might get cooties! Please don’t put me on commercial airline! Peace to my saudia arabia homies!”

No Puff, your saudia arabia home slices don’t want to send you any free oil.

I have a great idea, how about you fly commercial all the time, and oh, IDK, maybe donate some of those $100s you use to wipe your ass with to a good cause?

So thank you Sean “Puff Daddy” Combs, for being the most selfish, and annoying celebrity of the week. With out you, I wouldn’t have any juicy celebrity gossip.

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